Tariffs in League of Legends Termholin 🎀
Josef Pazderka
First, we have to start by saying that GDP is comprised of 4 pillars.
- Consumer spending
- Corporate spending
- Government spending
- Export - Import
In today's analogy... xdddddddd
Top = Consumer + Corporate Spending (Your toplaner is winning 2/0)
Mid = Goverment Spending (Your midlaner is winning 1/0)
Jundle = The U.S. Government (You got autofilled jungle xddddd)
Your bot lane = Export (Your bot lane is losing 0/6 😭)
Enemy bot lane = Import (Enemy bot lane is 6/0 ...obviously...)
What Trump's tariffs are doing is that...
Before they were passed. The full force tariffs were meant to create an invisible wall between what the United States Exports minus what they Import.
In other words...
Trump's strategy was to gank bot so much that they would end up exactly 6/6.
The problem is that your bot lane is comprised of boosted Egirl and her favorite simplord supplord who sometimes buys her a couple-matching skins.
Their lack of hands is a worrying sign for the entire world's trade economy.
The side effect of this strategy is that your toplaner is on an isolated lane and is very vulnerable to enemy ganks. In real life, this means that...
Tariffs will be inflationary.
You heard that on the news already.
Higher prices = Less spending.
If consumers (everyday Americans) and corporations stop spending money. This will slow down the overall economy and will most likely walk us into the R-word (tiny little recessh)
This is the fundamental law of economics!
First day in school.
Harvard.
Your professor says...
"Never gank a losing lane."
This is such a profound and deep deep wisdomful knowledge that I even heard that one slightly alternative economics professor at UPenn got this quote tattooed above his bum bum as a tramp stamp.
"Never gank a losing lane."
Fundamental laws of economics...
What sleepy Joe did is that...
He ganked Mid.
A lot. Like........... Alotlot........
And he ganked it hard xddddddddd
The problem with that is that your midlaner only plays Ahri. He is a normie. A muggle. He doesn't have the mental health deficiency strong enough to be able to carry a soloq.
In real life, increasing government spending is very short-sided and short-term oriented. That is because it is usually done by increasing government borrowing. Which leads to ballooning the government's deficit.
It does not solve the core of the issue long-term.
Your Toplaner is a fcking CHAMP !!!!
True Sigmaloid !!!!!!!!!!!
Your toplaner has a dark academia Roman statue in all of his social media profiles. And despite this blatant and obvious sign of racism. He secretly follows several furry femboy cosplayers on his burner Insta.
He is your MAN !!!!!
That is the level of true dedication that it takes to carry these shitters 1v9. He is such a sweat. His gaming chair is taking screenshots as we speak.
He is your man !! In him we trust !!
#Justice4Toplaners
In real life, you want to be making it as easy as possible for the average day American. You wanna seek higher-paying jobs that create opportunities for Americans because if you do so. They will then be able to consume more. They will be able to spend more money and thus expand the economy.
#Justice4TheAveryDayAmerican
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P.S. You might have noticed that in my YouTube videos, I talk a lot about the relationship between Export - Import and a dollar as the global reserve currency.
I didn't mention it here in this fun fun haha article because...
I don't have any League analogy for it.
Since the Liberation Day I have been writing a more complex article where I wanna explain how the tariffs are calculated and what they are meant to do and what it means for the dollar and the bond market.
You know.... The bond market made the president to pause the tariffs sooo.....
You know............
Kinda important........
But it is slightly more complex, and it is taking me a bit more time so...
Please 🙏 be patient, my favourite plebeians 😅
As always, I will see ya in the next one:)))
byyyyyyeee byyyyyyyeeeee
xoxo
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