Blue chair 💙

“I love my blue chair,” she proudly would boast.

“It matches my couch. it’s what I love the most!”

She'd sip her latte, pose with flair.

Posting pics of that blue little chair 💙

But one fateful day, she listed it for sale.

On Facebook Marketplace, without fail.

A woman replied, excited to buy.

But paused and squinted, one eyebrow high.

“Uhh, ma’am,” she said, confused but kind.

“That chair’s not blue it's grey, I find.”

So Kristin made a TikTok, as one does today.

To ask the whole world, “What color is they?”

“My chair is BLUE. My couch is too!

Don’t tell me otherwise, that can’t be true!”

But the comments rolled in. They all quite fair.

“Babes, that’s not blue. It’s grey. Everywhere.”

She lost her sleep. She lost her rest.

At last, she gave in, took a color test.

Oh no! No way! The results came through...

“I regret to inform you. You're color blind, too.”

Now Kristin is famous, and doing just fine.

With her not blue couch and her TikTok shine 🌟

- me